BABYL OPTIONS: -*- rmail -*- Version: 5 Labels: Note: This is the header of an rmail file. Note: If you are seeing it in rmail, Note: it means the file has no messages in it.  0, unseen,, *** EOOH *** Path: yale!yale!oitnews.harvard.edu!newsfeed.rice.edu!bcm.tmc.edu!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!in1.uu.net!news.va.pubnix.com!not-for-mail From: cat@va.pubnix.com (Cat) Newsgroups: rec.sport.skating.ice.figure Subject: Re: Looking for funny article from this newsgroup Date: 3 Oct 1995 10:29:11 -0400 Organization: Felidae Internet Consulting - Falls Church, Virginia Lines: 109 Message-ID: <44rhbn$h57@catapult.va.pubnix.com> References: <44ptgq$eug@news.halcyon.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: catapult.va.pubnix.com In article <44ptgq$eug@news.halcyon.com>, carl cook wrote: >In the Humor.Best.of.usenet group, I saw a posting the other day. It was a guy >answering his own post and flaming himself. It was one of the funniest things >I've read in a while, and I wanted to pass it on to a friend. Unfortunatly, >the post is no longer available. >I'm writing this in the slight hope that someone might have a copy of this >post and wouldn't mind sending it to me e-mail. Since I forwarded it on to that newsgroup, I guess I'm obligated to post it again here. :^) Last time though! Save this post! Hey, and Kevin, check out the X-Moderator-Review! Subject: [rec.sport.skating.ice.figure] Re: 2 Hot 2 Skate Followup-To: alt.humor.best-of-usenet.d Date: 29 Sep 1995 18:19:03 GMT Approved: ahbou-mod@acpub.duke.edu X-Moderator-Review: Thumbs Up for a hilarious idea From: kevin@dipl.rdd.lmsc.lockheed.com (Kevin Anderson) Newsgroups: rec.sport.skating.ice.figure Subject: Re: 2 Hot 2 Skate I thought I'd try something new. Posting a negative opinion of any kind in this newsgroup usually results in at least one person coming out of the closet to complain. I thought I'd try an internet experiment and beat the offended party to the punch and FLAME MYSELF! Yes, I'm going to save valuable time and bandwidth by trashing my own posting so nobody else has to. All the money that is saved can be used towards seeking qualified professional help. OK, here goes....... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Anderson "reviews", if you can call it that, the recently aired Too hot to Skate tv special on CBS. His comments were negative and mean spirited. If he didn't have anything good to say, he should have kept his mouth shut. For example, Mr Anderson writes: >1) Oksana throws like a girl..... You, sir, are a sexist pig! Gender stereotypes went out with the cave man. Is that a protruding ridged brow I see on your forehead? Do you ever shave that single eyebrow that goes all the way across your ugly face? No wonder you can't get a date. >2) It was only a matter of time before Philippe started taking off > his pants too. It was a natural direction for his career > to move in. In 20 years he'll be throwing his toupee into the > audience as he skates to Police Acadamy sound tracks :-) I happen to think Philippe is great and your comments about him taking off his pants are out of line. What does taking off his pants have to do with skating? Your "toupee" comment was uncalled for. You're probably jealous because you look like a bowling ball with eyes. Hey, at least a bald dude like you doesn't have to worry about having a bad hair day. Was that "Police Acadamy" crack making fun of his Godfather I, II, and III programs? If so, you are a boob. >Speaking of Nancy..... Making fun of Nancy again, are we? I'm sick and tired of know nothings like you making fun of Nancy. The facts are she is the Olympic and World silver medalist. She's worked hard her whole life and had to overcome unfair media scrutiny that nobdy deserves to go through. Especially since she wasn't the one who did any crimes. And she still skates beautifully! I get so mad when a loser, weenie boy such as yourself takes cheap shots at her. Die, die, die! >She looked ok to me. Oh, sorry. Nevermind. >If such is the case, then my humble blades have graced the same ice >as Tara Lipinski and Gia Goddat. I am complete. This sounds like a slam against Tara Lipinski and Gia Goddat fans, of which I happen to be both. Who made you God? I'm not sure what it is, but your opinion sucks. >Speaking of shivering, how about that flag costume that Nicole Bobek wore? I >don't know about you, but it made me want to stand up and salute. For those >of you with dirty minds, shame on you ;-) I was being patriotic fer >cripes sake! Why hasn't anybody ever had you neutered? You are disgusting! I find your sexual innuendo obscene and derrogatory towards women. Maybe you and Bob Packwood could get together. You could try to pick up women at bars and scratch yourselves. You try any of that crap on me and I'll kick your 'nads so high up you'll taste them! >Overall, I don't think it is fair to evaluate any of the skaters based on >this show. Damn right, you moron! >Still, I was entertained for most of it. I bet pulling the wings off of flys is what you do for entertainment when you're not making unfair comments about figure skaters. In closing, Mr. Anderson, all I have to say is, GET A LIFE YOU LOSER!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kevin "finally gone Schiz-O" Anderson -- Moderators accept or reject articles based solely on the criteria posted in the Frequently Asked Questions. Article content is the responsibility of the submittor. Submit articles to ahbou-sub@acpub.duke.edu. To write to the moderators, send mail to ahbou-mod@acpub.duke.edu.